DANG!

So we've been talking about rice for a while.
And I'm sure you all understand how awsome it truly is.

But how does one choose a type of rice?
with more than 40,000 varieties in the world, it can seem a little overwhelming!

Just look at those delicious types of rice!


But why even choose rice?
I think the question is, why wouldn't you choose rice?
Only an idiot would hate rice.
So other than the obvious, you should choose rice because rice has many health benefits, you can read all about those here

Rice is so nice

Lets talk about some rice.
And if you don't like rice, you can get the heck away from my blog.


Rice is the best thing in the world.
Every day it feeds millions of people, and continues to taste delicious day after day.
Comparing noodles to rice, is like comparing The Pope to that crazy guy who stands on the street corner with the cardboard sign that reads, 'God is coming.'
That's right.
there just is no comparing them.

To understand rice and all it's wonder, you first need to understand where rice comes from.

BAM!
Look at those Asians picking rice!
I hear that rice is grown in the central-southern part of China.
NICE!

Rivers that are full of water...

look here! These are the sickest rivers in the whole freaking world. They are wet, and Chinese. Which is really awsome!

The 4 main rivers of China are: Heilongjiang, Huange Ho, Chiangjiang, Xijiang.
Nice.
Awsome.
I.
Really.
Don't.
Care.

Dang! China has alot of people!

Dude. Let's keep this real.
China has so many effing people its almost ridiculous. I mean, can you even imagine living around that many people? Good God!

Population Centers are crazy.
They are huge mas groupings of people.
Asian people in this particular context.
The following chart lists the most populated cities in China. All numbers are counted in millions.
WTF. thats a whole dangger of people.

Shanghai	Shanghai	12.8
Beijing (Peking)	Beijing	10.8
Tianjin	Tianjin	9.3
Hong Kong	Hong Kong SAR	7.0
Wuhan	Hubei	5.7

Okay. Let's get on with this.

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Well ladies and gentlemen, before we can get on to the good stuff, like the aforementioned rice, we have to look at this.
For all of you who have never seen a map, this is China.
Awsome.
China is surrounded by the following countries: Russia, India, Mongolia, Nepal, Laos, Vietnam, and North Korea.
NICE!
All of those are totally rockin' countries!

The northern most edge of China thrusts upwards into Russia, while it's Western most edge runs along the border of Russia, India, and Pak. The Southern most edge borders the South China Sea. NICE!

Aiiight son...

So here I am.
Writing another pointless blog, on another pointless topic to which i have no emotional connection to.
Amen to passing classes.



So let's get on with this.
I like rice.
I like it alot.
Mostly because it's delicious and flavorful (depending on how you make it), and sticky, and tasty, and just all around awsome.
The only downfall to rice is that some types of rice look like maggots after they are cooked.
Thinking about a mouthful of maggots is enough to turn anyone off of rice.
But not the Asians!
Oh no.
They've stuck by rice through the centuries, no matter how disgusting the associations may be!
They love it almost as much as I do!
This blog is going to be entirely devoted to rice, why rice is superior to other foods, and any other interesting facts about rice.
So sit back, grab some rice, and please enjoy this blog.